What I am about to say is universal, but I feel obligated to address this to the Ladies. Lets face it, girls can play this game even better than guys can! I really can not stress enough that it does NOT matter how pretty or ugly you think you are. If you act like a Survivor contestant with the last piece of meat, you’re going to starve. You’re going to be left with a salivating tongue, and a dry vagina. You need to use the brain that God gave you! Here are five vital tips to get you in the game!
1. Confidence is KEY.
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but it is Rule #1. If you don’t know what you are worth, then no on else should be expected to calculate that for you. We see it all the time, people less attractive than us walk out of the club to go get some play while we go get pizza. If you act like you deserve a King, you’ll have all the princes in the land dueling for a shot at you. ( And if you don’t believe me, how many men had you falling all over yourself that weren’t even hott??? )
2. Don’t be afraid to make the first move, but then let yourself be pursued.
I am a poet and I didn’t even know it. Hah, JK. I did. Anyway, us gals are always receiving compliments. Men -on the other hand- are not. With that, I came up with a little experiment in college. I tried reversing the roles. The results were mindblowing- and NO I did not go out and buy a strap-on people! Just Go up to a guy you think is cute and simply tell him (with extreme confidence of course) that he is absolutely gorgeous/ beautiful. I dare you! Just see their reaction. They eat it right up. ( Side note- do it to bartenders and see if you don’t get a free drink or 7 ). There is nothing wrong with letting a guy know you think he is fine. HOWEVER, you need to know when to draw the line. This is like fishing; the fish needs to see the bait, but scare the fish away and BOOM! You just lost your dinner and you may die of starvation. The second part of this tip is explained in the next one!
3. EVERYONE wants a challenge. (Let yourself be pursued)
I don’t care if you are head over heels in love with someone, DON’T YOU DARE LET HIM KNOW. The more beautiful he is the harder you need to make it for him. He will be very intrigued by you and will need to prove to himself that he can have you. By the time he gets you, hopefully he will have already fallen madly in love with you! You never know. Maybe after you have him, you realize he was soo much better in your daydreams. Ladies this is more common than you think. If he doesn’t bite the bate, I am on to my next point.
4. KNOW WHEN TO LET IT GO.
We are all guilty of saying things like, “Oh maybe he is sleeping” or “His Grandma died”. Look, I don’t care what bull shit excuse he feeds you! Men are more simple than us. If he wants you, you will know. And if he doesn’t, NEXT. At this stage in the game, he is no longer worthy of you. Plus, most of the time when you move on and start ignoring him, is exactly when he wants you the most. It’s dumb, but what can I say human’s don’t know what the fuck they want until it’s cooking Valentine’s day dinner for another man!
5. (MOST IMPORTANTLY) You do NOT need to share everything.
Do not tell him that you just broke up with your ex, Do not tell him you were bulimic, AND NEVER tell him how many guys you slept with! If he is cocky enough to ask these personal questions right off the bat, then you definitely don’t tell him! This is a good sign, but make him earn it. Say something that will shut him right up like “Oh I didn’t think we were at that stage yet” or “What is this, a slumber party ?!” Girls say stupid nonsense like “I just want to be honest” Why?! At this point will you even know if he is? It is totally okay if he falls in love with you. Let him. The more aloof you are, the more he will be dying to know!
Remember, everyone wants in on a secret. ; )